3/31/2011 even when im wrong im right haha

so i skip my two classes today, one i knew was cancelled the other i thought was still going to be in session

i get in this huge arguement with the rents they think im lying were pissed off at eachother since i stepped through the door

i try to argue my case making up bogus crap of course haha but theyre not buying it

get to my leo mail and found out my second class was cancelled

showed them my email and they apologized

2 points for josh :]

3/30/2011 i now love prius haha

driving back to commerce in the morning from forney

so im driving down highway 50 right outside of commerce when i see this bright blue prius

i start to pass him and then look but had to slow down cause it was too funny to watch

this big boy has a small lap dog in his arms im guessin a yorkie, with some pink lays on the mirror and hes singing hardcore to some song making faces and what not

after 5 min of keeping speed and staring at him while chuckling he finally looks over at me, smile turns into an oh shit look, he turns straight ahead sets the dog in the passenger seat and takes off in his bright blue prius,

if i could, id let him borrow one of my balls cause i mean every guy should have at least one :]

thank you dog loving, song screaming, big man prius driver you have made my day :]

3/29/2011 thank you gaby haha

driving in russells car going back to his apartment im in front, gaby and amanda are in the back. gaby just got through saying how that people in the backseat are more fun

gaby: people in the back seat of the car are fun!

russell: so since were sitting up front does that mean were boring? so were boring huh?

gaby: no no youre not

russell: so which would you prefer sitting up front or sitting in the back?

gaby: well thats a question you just cant ask like would you rather have a penis or a vagina?

thank you gaby for making me laugh like crazy

two for one special 3/28/2011

since this is the first day im gonna give two posts, this one is from awhile back when i first met my best friend ash,

just got caught by the cops middle of the night after egging one of her exs house, at this point were all out of my camaro and their searching my car.

cop: "so you know its an offense to lie to an officer"
me: yes sir but we didnt egg any houses
cop from seaching my camaro slams an empty egg carton onto the roof of my camaro
cop: oh yeah then whats this doing here huh!!!
me:....i like to bake....alot :]
cop turns me around and im cuffed

great night :]

if you want the ENTIRE story just ask haha

3/28/2011 moment of the day

moment of the day post #1, 3/28/2011

not sure if this guy knew i was walking right past him cause he had his ipod on but he sang to his door in the dorm rooms "oh right gotta have a key....GOTTA HAVE THE KEY TO THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOR CAUSE-ITS-LOCKED-ALL-THE-TIME" my day has been made hahahaha p.s. if youre in hearing distance of me youre not safe from my smartass mouth :]